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Kid Versus Homework: Our Music Of Homework Battle Royale 2

For our next (musical montage) family experiment… The battle over homework continues. My duckling still hates it and I’m still trying to get him to understand the importance of it. This mp3 is pretty...

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A Conversation Of Mothers And Life With Wayward Ducklings

I know I’m not a poet I had a bad day with my own duckling. In need of comfort, I called my mom. She really is the person I’ve always tried to be more like. She’s always calm and practical, (I’m not as...

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What NOT Reaching My NaNoWriMo Goal Taught Me (And Hopefully Duck)

  Yeah, I was late but I paid my bet It was last November that I opened my mouth, made a bet with a Duck and then was obligated into making good on what I had boasted I could do, but didn’t. As wordy...

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Dear Mom, About The Stuff I Should’ve Told You

      Dear Mom, Do you remember the time I found that dead garter snake in the creek and brought it home? So, about that. Okay. Full confession. I waited patiently for what felt like hours that hot...

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Chasing Wild Ducks and Greetings From Spring Break

    When I picked Duck up from school last Friday…   Duck thought Spring Break would be like this…   And it was-sort of…   He would’ve been happier but he had this to do…(math study guide)   It made...

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I was the Kid who made That Kid look good: Now I’m an Angry Mom

  Everyone remembers “that kid” in school. The one who never had a single hair out-of-place, always produced the right answer for any question, and got straight A’s merely by, showing up for class. Or...

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Duck’s Growing is a Pain

Duck’s been laboring under the misconception that he’s eleven going on thirty these past few weeks. I’m not having it. He’s been stretching his wings and testing his skills of negotiation and...

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A Duck’s Day

  Today is a special day for Duck. It’s his birthday. He just informed me that he is now a man.     Regardless of his misconception,  it STILL is his birthday, So… We went out to his choice of finer...

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Momisms; Saying What I Never Thought I’d Say

I used to think my mom was nuts … I was convinced beyond all shadow of doubt that she was a few bricks shy of a full load and almost certain to have a straitjacket emblazoned with her name on the back...

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My Duckling’s Return To The Nest

My life is good. Not perfect by no means, but good. Perfect gets boring eventually, right? No, see I’m asking because I doubt I’d recognize such a thing. Not even if it were to fall from the sky and...

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